1984 TOPPS NESTLE HAND CUT NL ACTIVE CAREER HOME RUN LEADERS
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS NL ACTIVE CAREER HOME RUN LEADERS KINGMAN/PEREZ/SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS RUB DOWNS HARRAH/PUTNAM/RAINES/SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
Imagine buying a baseball card and immediately being instructed to destroy it.
1984 TOPPS STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT #101
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT #117
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT #188
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS SUPER MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1984 TOPPS TIFFANY HOME RUN LEADERS SCHMIDT/RICE
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
Tiffany cards were created for people who looked at baseball cards and thought, "Needs less childhood.”
1984 TOPPS TIFFANY MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
Nothing says fun quite like paying extra for slightly whiter cardboard.
1984 TOPPS TIFFANY MIKE SCHMIDT ALL-STAR
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
Twelve-year-old you would have called these rich-kid cards and moved on.
1984 TOPPS TIFFANY NL ACTIVE CAREER HOME RUN LEADERS KINGMAN/PEREZ/SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
The target audience for Tiffany was apparently people who found wax packs too exciting.
1984-1986 NIKE POSTER CARDS MVP & CY MIKE SCHMIDT/STEVE CARLTON
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 5
It took me forever to find one of these. Then, within a week, I had two. These don't grade very well.
Snarky Says
The card wasn't rare. It was waiting for you to overpay first.
1984-1991 O'CONNELL & SON INK MINI PRINTS MIKE SCHMIDT #69
Owned ✅
These O’Connell & Son cards feel cheap, like they came off of someone’s inkjet printer. In fact, they probably did. It’s kind of amazing PSA grades them.
Snarky Says
These have all the visual authority of a flyer taped to a telephone pole.
1984-1991 O'CONNELL & SON INK MINI PRINTS MIKE SCHMIDT #87
Owned ✅
Despite these cards feeling cheap, the artwork on them is still pretty cool.
Snarky Says
Yeah, but I've seen birthday invitations with a more sophisticated production process.
1985 7-11 SLURPEE COINS EASTERN REGION MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1985 7-11 SLURPEE COINS SOUTHWEST/CENTRAL REGION MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1985 7-11 SLURPEE COINS WESTERN REGION MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1985 7-11 SLURPEE TEST COINS MIKE SCHMIDT
Not owned ❌
1985 ALL-STAR GAME PROGRAM INSERTS MIKE SCHMIDT HAND CUT
Owned ✅
More trash.
Snarky Says
This collectible somehow manages to be repetitive and unnecessary at the same time.
1985 CIRCLE K MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1985 DONRUSS ACTION ALL-STARS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅

Whoa, the Sportflics are amazing! How in the heck did you do that?