1987 SPORTFLICS NL THIRD BASEMEN BROWN/SCHMIDT/WALLACH
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 8
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1987 SPORTFLICS TEAM PREVIEWS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Owned ✅
Congratulations on owning one twelfth of a Mike Schmidt. Only eleven more purchases and you'll have enough Schmidt to assemble a complete Schmidt.
Snarky Says
This card is basically a Where's Waldo book for Phillies fans.
1987 STUART M.SCHMIDT/S.RAWLEY PANEL
Owned ✅
1987 STUART MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1987 SUPER STARS DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1987 SUPER STARS DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT ROBBY THOMPSON PANEL
Owned ✅
Not in PSA Master Set checklist.
1987 TASTYKAKE MIKE SCHMIDT PHILLIES
Owned ✅
1987 TASTYKAKE PHILLIES TEAM PHOTO
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
I don't own this card because I wanted it. I own it because the checklist threatened me.
1987 TOPPS ALL-STAR GLOSSY SET OF 22 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS ALL-STAR GLOSSY SET OF 60 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS BASEBALL STICKER YEARBOOK
Owned ✅
The only sticker book I’ve ever completed. Full disclosure: It only needed 7 more stickers when I bought it. But, you know, gotta celebrate the small wins.
Snarky Says
Some collectors call this cheating. Those collectors don't have a completed sticker book.
1987 TOPPS COINS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
These things were notorious for damaging adjacent cards in your binder. We didn't know what we were doing.
Snarky Says
We treated binders like museums and then stored loose metal objects inside them.
1987 TOPPS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 7
1987 Topps was cool with the wooden border, but it couldn't capture the same vibe of 1962 Topps. Those looked like wood, and ‘87 Topps looked more like the kind of 1980s paneling that paired well with a floral print couch.
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Snarky Says
1962 Topps looked like a baseball card carved from a grand old oak. The 1987 set looked like somebody photographed the wall behind your uncle’s wet bar.
1987 TOPPS MIKE SCHMIDT ALL-STAR
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 8
1987 TOPPS MINI LEAGUE LEADERS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS STICKERS BLACK INK BACK MIKE SCHMIDT #160
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS STICKERS BLUE INK BACK MIKE SCHMIDT #160
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS STICKERS HARDBACK TEST MIKE SCHMIDT #116
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS STICKERS HARDBACK TEST MIKE SCHMIDT #160
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT #116
Owned ✅
1987 TOPPS TIFFANY MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 9
Snarky Says
Twelve-year-old you would have mocked Tiffany cards relentlessly. Fifty-year-old you quietly bought them anyway.

Whoa, the Sportflics are amazing! How in the heck did you do that?