1987 TOPPS TIFFANY MIKE SCHMIDT ALL-STAR
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
Tiffany: Nothing marks the passage of time quite like becoming the collector you used to make fun of.
1987 WEIS MARKET DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT/ROBBY THOMPSON COMPLETE PANEL
Owned ✅
1987 WEIS WINNERS DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
I have two complete panels instead of one complete panel and a single, so technically all that separates me from having the single is a pair of scissors and a working hand, right? It's like the Schrödinger’s Cat of ball cards. I simultaneously own the card twice and not at all.
Snarky Says
This card exists in a quantum state. It is both a complete panel and a Mike Schmidt single until observed by a pair of scissors. The hobby has created the only collectible where destruction is considered a manufacturing step.
1987 WOOLWORTH MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 9
1988 BRODER ACTION SUPERSTARS #34 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
DESIGNER: OK, so what art were you thinking for this Action Superstars series?
ROB BRODER: Well … I've got this shot of him picking a wedgie.
ROB BRODER: Well … I've got this shot of him picking a wedgie.
1988 BRODER BASEBALL STARS SERIES 2 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
DESIGNER: I'm sorry Rob, Photoshop won't exist for two more years.
ROB BRODER: Let's just cut him out with a scissors and glue him onto a stadium.
DESIGNER: Is he huge?
BRODER: He is so, so huge.
DESIGNER: He's in a home jersey, but … is that Wrigley Field?
BRODER: …
ROB BRODER: Let's just cut him out with a scissors and glue him onto a stadium.
DESIGNER: Is he huge?
BRODER: He is so, so huge.
DESIGNER: He's in a home jersey, but … is that Wrigley Field?
BRODER: …
1988 BRODER CLASSIC BASEBALL SUPERSTARS #18 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
There is also a version of this card with square corners, but I didn't want to pay $16 for it. Nah, that ain't Broder money, bruh.
Snarky Says
Even Broder collectors have financial limits.
1988 BRODER CLASSIC SUPERSTARS PHOTOS #13 MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 CHEF BOYARDEE MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 CLASSIC TRAVEL UPDATE 1 (RED) MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 DONRUSS ALL-STARS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 DONRUSS BASEBALLS BEST MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 8
1988 DONRUSS MIKE SCHMIDT (factory set black top left border)
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 9
1988 DONRUSS MIKE SCHMIDT (pack-pulled blue top left border)
Owned ✅
1988 DONRUSS MVP MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 DONRUSS POP-UPS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 DRAKES HENDERSON SCHMIDT EVANS HAND CUT-PANEL
Owned ✅
1988 DRAKES MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1988 FANTASTIC SAM'S DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT SQUARE PROOF
Not owned ❌
1988 FANTASTIC SAM'S DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT WITH TAB
Owned ✅
1988 FANTASTIC SAMS DISCS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Whoa, the Sportflics are amazing! How in the heck did you do that?