1989 PHOENIX MAGNETABLES MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1989 RALSTON PURINA HAND CUT MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1989 RED FOLEY MIKE SCHMIDT STICKER BOOK-HAND CUT
Owned ✅
1989 RED FOLEY STICKER BOOK-HAND CUT MIKE SCHMIDT COVER-GREEN BORDER
Owned ✅
1989 SCORE MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1989 SCORE SUPERSTARS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 8
Sportflics · tilt
1989 SPORTFLICS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Snarky Says
After forty years, someone finally figured out how to display a Sportflics card without apologizing first.
1989 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED FOR KIDS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 8
1989 TARA TOY CORP PLAY BALL! SUPERSTAR COLLECTIBLE PLAQUES MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Anyone else have this as a kid? Mine is still caked with dust from my ‘80’s bedroom bookshelf.
Snarky Says
This wasn't displayed. It was stored in plain sight.
1989 TASTYKAKE MIKE SCHMIDT PHILLIES
Owned ✅
1989 TOPPS AMERICAN BASEBALL MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
1989 TOPPS BIG BASEBALL MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Topps ignored the negative feedback about the inconvenient size of these and doubled down.
Snarky Says
Every bad idea deserves a sequel.
1989 TOPPS BOX PANEL MIKE SCHMIDT/HAND CUT
Owned ✅
1989 TOPPS BOX PANELS HAND CUT CAL RIPKEN JR./JIM RICE/MIKE SCHMIDT/NOLAN RYAN FULL PANEL
Owned ✅
1989 TOPPS HEADS UP TEST MIKE SCHMIDT
Not owned ❌
Probably another one of those cards I’ll never find. And, if I do, I’m not 100% sure I’ll want to buy it. It … kinda scares me.
#WhiteWhale
Snarky Says
Topps looked at baseball cards and asked, "What if we removed everything except the nightmares?” This card features a sweaty, mildly irritated giant Mike Schmidt head floating in the void. It's rare, expensive, and objectively unsettling. Naturally, collectors love it.
1989 TOPPS LNJ BASEBALL TALK MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅
Future generations won't believe we once needed a special machine to hear Mike Schmidt talk for two minutes.
The eBay listing for this card had the most hilariously terrible AI-generated description. See attached supporting image.
Supporting images
Snarky Says
Topps successfully combined the collectibility of baseball cards with the long-term reliability of consumer electronics.
1989 TOPPS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned ✅, PSA Grade: 9
1989 TOPPS MIKE SCHMIDT PHILLIES LEADERS
Owned ✅
1989 TOPPS STICKERCARD DAVE HENDERSON MIKE SCHMIDT
Not owned ❌
1989 TOPPS STICKERCARD DAVID CONE-58 MIKE SCHMIDT-120
Not owned ❌
1989 TOPPS STICKERCARD MIKE LAVALLIERE-56/MIKE SCHMIDT-120
Owned ✅
Whoa, the Sportflics are amazing! How in the heck did you do that?