1980 WORLD SERIES UPI TELEPHOTO SPORTING NEWS WIRE PRINT MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
As a former photojournalist, I love looking at old wire prints, and I finally decided to buy one for one reason in particular β the crop marks. See that black mark in the top right border? That's where a Sporting News photo editor suggested how to crop the image in print, which makes me chuckle because it removes the only other visible face in the photo. Poor guy. It subtly coveys the idea that Mike Schmidt and some other guys won the World Series. Not you π. Imagine celebrating a World Series championship only to be told by a guy with a grease pencil that your face is distracting from the story.
Snarky Says
One black mark transformed the headline from "Phillies Win World Series" into "Mike Schmidt Tolerates Presence of Teammates.β
1981 7-UP MINI POSTER MIKE SCHMIDT, AKA 7-UP JUMBOS
Owned β
A very hard issue to find in good shape. These 5 1/2β x 8 1/2β cards are printed on flimsy stock. And, for the Schmidt collector who has everything, you can buy the 7-Up billboard on eBay for the low low price of five grand.
Supporting images
Snarky Says
For just $5,000, you too can solve the age-old problem of not having enough Mike Schmidt in your yard.
1981 ALL-STAR GAME PROGRAM INSERTS MIKE SCHMIDT HAND CUT
Owned β
I donβt know who decided these were cards. They are little pieces of paper cut out of a program. Ugh, but yes, I have them all.
Snarky Says
The phrase "hand-cut insert" sounds a lot more impressive than "piece of a magazine.β The fact that you own all of them suggests the problem may no longer be with the cards.
1981 COCA-COLA MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
1981 DONRUSS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
1981 DONRUSS MIKE SCHMIDT #590
Owned β
1981 DRAKES MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 8
1981 FLEER MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 5
1981 FLEER MIKE SCHMIDT BATTING
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 7
1981 FLEER MIKE SCHMIDT PORTRAIT
Owned β
1981 FLEER STAR STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 8
1981 FLEER STAR STICKERS MIKE SCHMIDT CHECKLIST
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 7
1981 FLEER STAR STICKERS TRIPLE THREAT BOWA/ROSE/SCHMIDT
Owned β
1981 FLEER TRIPLE THREAT BOWA/ROSE/SCHMIDT NO NUMBER ON BACK
Owned β
1981 FLEER TRIPLE THREAT BOWA/ROSE/SCHMIDT NUMBER ON BACK
Owned β
1981 KELLOGGS MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
1981 MSA SPORTS DISCS PETER PAN/SUNBEAM BAKERY MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 9
1981 MSA SPORTS DISCS SAMPLE MIKE SCHMIDT
Not owned β
1981 O-PEE-CHEE MIKE SCHMIDT
Owned β
, PSA Grade: 6
1981 O-PEE-CHEE MIKE SCHMIDT GRAY BACK
Not owned β
1981 PERMA-GRAPHICS ALL-STAR CREDIT CARDS MIKE SCHMIDT GOLD
Owned β
Snarky Says
Somebody sat in a meeting and said: "People love baseball. People love debt. Let's combine them.β

Whoa, the Sportflics are amazing! How in the heck did you do that?